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A Banner Week For Getting Caught Screwing Around — See Generally

If The Chambers Are A-Rockin' Don't Come A-Knockin': A federal district court judge was caught having sex in her chambers with a high-ranking police official and then lying about it. judicial complaint. Her fellow judges issued a private reprimand, scrubbing the report of obviously identifiable material. But the judges didn't realize that AI could decipher that it was Judge Eleanor Ross of the Northern District of Georgia within minutes based just on the reports and public internet access.

Department Of Justice Served With Bar Tab: A New York bar complaint targets Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche after Chief Judge Waverly Crenshaw found that he orchestrated a presumptively vindictive prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. At the same time, more than 120 scholars and former judges reminded the Florida Bar that it previously said that as long as Pam Bondi remained the sitting Attorney General it couldn't investigate ethics charges against her. And, well, she's not anymore.

A Real Dog Of A Case: Houston attorney Steven Swain faces a bestiality charge after his wife's newly installed home-surveillance cameras allegedly caught him with the family dog.

Two Fox Rothschild Attorneys Shot Outside A North Carolina Courthouse: Both lawyers are expected to survive after a pro se plaintiff allegedly opened fire following a contentious hearing.

DOJ Continues To Confuse 'Enforcing Criminal Laws' With 'Weaponization': The DOJ fired four career prosecutors who enforced the FACE Act and then released a Weaponization Working Group report branding their work as biased against criminals that Republicans agree with,

When It Rains, It Pours Sanctions: A Cayman Islands judge concluded that a Quinn Emanuel partner's affidavit was a deliberate attempt to mislead the court, adding to a rough year that already featured a $3 million sanctions order from Judge Edward Chen.

A Hot Bonus Spring: Selendy Gay surprised associates with spring bonuses of up to $25,000, the latest sign that the boutiques are again setting the pace on comp.

Looking For More Experience: For the first time in years, the majority of Biglaw associate hiring happened on the lateral end of the market in 2025, with law student hires sliding to 37.5 percent.

Threats To Judges Apparently Only Count Above A Certain Pay Grade: A swatting attempt at Justice Amy Coney Barrett's home generated headlines, but the documented surge of threats against lower court judges -- 241 against 202 judges in 2026 alone -- keeps getting buried near the bottom of the story.

Working For Trump Is Its Own Form Of Punishment: DLA Piper's Caryn Schechtman signed a brief for Trump in the Central Park Five defamation appeal, joining a long line of lawyers serving a client who already owes a dozen firms $1.6 million.

Biglaw Firm Slapped Over ‘Culture Of Lawyering That Is Deeply Disturbing’ — See Generally

Write Your Own Detention Slip: Judge Edward Chen hit Quinn Emanuel with nearly $3 million in sanctions and ordered three of its attorneys to complete an eight-hour ethics course that the firm itself must design.

Devil's Food, Not Bundt Cake: The DOJ indicted a former federal prosecutor for emailing herself the still-secret volume of the Jack Smith report under the file name "Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf." Because the administration REALLY doesn't want that report going public.

Stand Down And Stand By Reaches Its Payday: Todd Blanche testifies that he's not ruling out taxpayer funds flowing to pardoned J6 rioter -- one convicted of molesting two children and reportedly promising victims "Trump bucks" for their silence out of $1.776 billion "Anti-Weaponization Fund."

Temu Schoolhouse Rock: The Federal Circuit released a civic-education theme song boasting that judges "serve for life to stay independent and fair" -- while it is actively in litigation for locking Judge Pauline Newman out of her courtroom.

Litigation Department Is Fine, Says Litigation Department On Fire: Paul, Weiss has lost even more litigators.

An Improper, Warrantless Breakfast: Judge suppressed evidence in the Luigi Mangione case after finding that Altoona police conducted an improper, warrantless search of his backpack at a McDonald's -- a ruling the press framed as the court "throwing him a bone" rather than the Fourth Amendment doing exactly what it is supposed to do.

$22,500 A Day For A Meme: Larry Bushart, a retired Tennessee sheriff who spent 37 days in jail for posting Facebook memes about Charlie Kirk's death, settled his First Amendment suit against Perry County for $835,000 -- proof that the arresting officers might have wanted to skim the Constitution before skipping straight to the cuffs.

Todd Blanche's 'Trump's Personal Lawyer' Shirt Has People Asking A Lot Of Questions Already Answered By His Shirt: Pressed by Senator Van Hollen on his conflict of interest, Blanche responded by yelling that the press should stop calling him Trump's former personal lawyer despite being entirely accurate.

Arraignment Proceeds Without The Defendant -- Or Her Dignity: A 33-year-old woman gave birth on a bench in a Brooklyn arraignment courtroom after being held more than 30 hours on low-level charges, and the system, rather than pausing for the arrival of a human being, simply ran the arraignment without her.

The Looksmaxxer Got Out-Looksmaxxed: Looksmaxxing influencer "Clavicular" took a plea deal for shooting a dead alligator on livestream, but the internet ignored the charge entirely and instead declared that Miami-Dade Judge Marcus Bach-Armas had decisively "mogged" the 20-year-old in his own courtroom.

Trump’s Ballroom Case Gets Loopy — See Generally

They Didn't Cover "Trump" In Legal Writing: The ballroom case briefs continue to sound like a dementia patient wrote them.

Admit It, You've Ordered A "6-3 Decision" This Week: Matt Damon brought his Brett Kavanaugh impersonation back to SNL and brought us an iconic legal drink order.

Insider Trading Case Update: This week, we learned the identity of the Wachtell insider.

James Comey Does The Don Draper Meme : The former FBI Director doesn't think about Todd Blanche at all.

Trust The Associates: Judge applauds Susman Godfrey for giving key argument to junior lawyer.

All Partners Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others: Another firm looks to the non-equity partner model.

John Roberts Pulls The Racial Discrimination Panic Button: The Chief thought Alabama's proposed maps were too racist a few years ago. But that was before Republicans faced grim Midterm prospects.

DOJ Launches Attack On Ethics: Government sues D.C. Bar for trying to enforce ethical rules.

Biglaw’s Inside Job — See Generally

The DOJ's Insider Trading Case Is Basically A Vault 100 Firm Directory: Sidley, Latham, Goodwin, Weil, DLA Piper, Willkie, Wachtell -- this indictment would be for an impressive on-campus interview schedule.

Paul Weiss Technically Isn't Having Layoffs, It's Just That Associates Are Leaving Very Quickly And Not By Choice: The firm keeps losing litigation leadership and now its "performance" reviews have forced out a suspicious number of litigation associates.

A Newly Combined Firm Has Also Embarked On Layoffs: A newly merged top-20 Biglaw firm is working through growing pains that include layoffs, which is what "synergies" always meant in the fine print if anyone had bothered to read past the press release.

In Alito's Defense, The Made-Up Facts He Cited Would Have Been Convincing: The Supreme Court inserted fabricated factual claims into its opinion functionally striking down the Voting Rights Act.

But, Remember, Stop Talking About The Emperor's Lack Of Clothes: Chief Justice Roberts is disappointed that everyone seems to think the Court is political just because they decided to rewrite election law.

Virginia Supreme Court Rules 'Sure, The Text SAYS This Is Legal But What This Opinion Presupposes Is... What If It Didn't?': After Virginia voters approved congressional redistricting, the majority of the state supreme court spent 30 pages redefining one sentence.

Republicans Seem To Get Carded A Lot: Todd Blanche thinks you need ID to go to a restaurant (this guy must really want to start eating at a private club).

Good Things Come In Small (And Midsized) Packages: Vault drops its annual small and midsize firm rankings.

Law Students Create Content That Is More Watchable Than Anything The DOJ Filed This Week: The 17th annual ATL Law Revue Video Contest has a winner.

Accidentally Filing A Draft Motion Might Be The Least Embarrassing DOJ Story Of The Week — See Generally

Tell Me The DOJ Didn't Check The Filing Without Telling Me: Justice Department files motion complete with giant "DRAFT" watermark on every page. Cracker jack lawyering!

Somehow This Wasn't The Most Racist Legal Story Of The Week: But this Georgetown professor gave it his best effort until the Supreme Court eclipsed him.

Donald Trump Scolds Democrats For Disrespecting The Supreme Court He Just Called A Disgrace: He might not like a Court that strikes down tariffs, but he'll defend to the death a Supreme Court taking voting away from Black people.

DOJ Can't Help But Feed The Conspiracy Theories: Hours after the White House Correspondence Dinner attack, the DOJ put aside the serious task of criminal justice to lean into "false flag" conspiracies by reorienting the response around salvaging Trump's illegal ballroom project. If that wasn't enough, Todd Blanche followed this up in the grand tradition of JFK and Trump's Butler attempt, by inventing a new magic bullet -- suggesting this attacker's bullet vanished into thin air.

Dementia Take The Wheel: The government followed up with a new brief demanding an end to the ballroom lawsuit and it reads as though the lawyers gave Donald Trump final cut.

The Biglaw To OnlyFans Pipeline: A 20-year Skadden veteran bolts for new business cards only slightly more awkward to hand out at bar association events.

Jeopardy Champ's Next Opponent: The DOJ: While Seton Hall law student turned Jeopardy megachamp preps for the Tournament of Champions, he's adding a new battle, taking on intervenor status in the fight in New Jersey's ongoing fight to protect its voter rolls from the Trump DOJ.

The Upper Crust Does Not Appreciate Bottom-Feeders: Todd Blanche is trying to join an exclusive Washington club -- members are not enthusiastic about it.

Shell Game: James Comey indicted over seashell picture.

The Invoice Says $2,000; The Check Says 'Let's Talk': Biglaw's optimistic quarter has some problematic caveats.

Drake Law Saves On Overhead By Eliminating The 'Justice' Part Of 'Justice Clinic': Law school shutters wrongful convictions clinic after a dispute involving a $154,000 estate.

Your Motion To Reconsider Has Been Reconsidered, And The Answer Is Now Worse: A federal judge received the government's motion to reconsider a prior ruling, thought about it carefully, and realized the DOJ had successfully argued itself into a less favorable position.

The Bar Is A Vague Suggestion For Federal Prosecutors Now: Trump's latest U.S. Attorney pick has a thin trial record but an impeccable resume for at least one very specific day in January 2021, which in this administration apparently counts as a distinguished credential.

The DOJ’s Week Of Disaster — See Generally

The Streisand Effect Finds Its Spirit Animal: The Atlantic published an article based on multiple insider accounts of Kash Patel's drinking prompting the FBI Director to promise swift legal retaliation. He made good on that pledge with a flimsy $250 million defamation complaint (possibly drafted by AI), that only managed to look weaker the more he talked about it.

DOJ Does A Solid For The KKK: Acting AG Todd Blanche and FBI Director (for the moment...) Kash Patel announced criminal charges against the Southern Poverty Law Center for its work gathering intelligence on known hate groups. But apparently no one bothered to double-check the charging documents, because the indictment fails to allege a whole element.

S&C's Letter To The Court, Translated: 'Please': Sullivan & Cromwell submitted an emergency filing asking a federal court not to sanction the firm after discovering their filings were riddled with AI hallucinations.

Powell Pwns Pirro: Adding to the DOJ's woes this week, Jeanine Pirro tried to quietly extricate the Justice Department from its phony case against Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell.

Freedom Of Religion Means Everyone Is Free To Worship The Way The Fifth Circuit Tells You: The Fifth Circuit embarked on some quirky mental gymnastics to explain why Texas can demand public schools post the Ten Commandments in every classroom is not "establishment of religion."

When The Law Is On Your Side, Pound The Law; When The Facts Are On Your Side, Pound The Facts; When You Have Neither, Pound The Leak: Uncovered memos reveal Chief Justice Roberts's deeply cynical role in inventing the Supreme Court's new hyperactive shadow docket as a policy instrument.

Ranking Law Schools: By buildings, real estate, practical training, and Biglaw job prospects.

Law Professor's Love Letter To Hungarian Authoritarianism: Jonathan Turley is just a Republican talking points pullstring toy at this point, but his lament over the fall of Viktor Orban is conspiracy theory stuff.

It's 10 p.m. Do You Know Where Your Partners Are?: Because the lateral market keeps churning, with Paul Weiss losing prominent appellate partner to Davis Polk.

Corporate Clients Memory Hole DEI: Corporate legal departments, which once loudly demanded diversity commitments from outside counsel, are now quietly letting those commitments expire, in what we in the journalism business call "a pattern."

The Federalist Society's Extremely Normal Evening: A Federalist Society event intended to present the legal case for DHS immigration operations as something other than what they are encountered mild friction when the protesters outside declined to pretend otherwise.

Some Law Firms Got Paid, Others Still Waiting By The Mailbox– See Generally

We Ran The Numbers So You Can Feel Worse: The annual taxonomy of which law firms successfully converted billable hours into generational wealth confirms that yes, some firms are very, very rich.

That Trump Check Is NOT In The Mail: Trump owes over a million in unpaid legal bills. Who could have predicted this except for everybody?

Ethics CLE Bingo: Attorney tells opposing counsel that they'll "burn in hell" for, checks notes, representing the family of a missing child.

A Different Kind Of Briefs: In a career pivot, a former adult film star has joined the legal profession.

The Passion Of The Coup Planner: John Eastman, disbarred coup-memo author, has upgraded his grievance narrative from "political persecution" to full messianic complex.

The 80 Million Dollar Man: Kirkland opens the checkbook to nab Wachtell rainmaker.

Man Who Helped Pave Highway Worried About Lack Of Guardrails: Former Trump lawyer fears that no one in the current administration appears to understand constitutional norms. Thanks for showing up late to the party.

Sir, This Is An Advice Column: Jordan Rothman has thoughts about attorney text message etiquette, and those thoughts are essentially "don't."

Can A Supreme Court Justice Just Leave Oral Arguments For Cancun?: Senate Republicans announced their readiness to confirm a new Supreme Court Justice if needed, and Ted Cruz appears to be a frontrunner.

Law School Faculties Discover Institutional Credibility, Slightly Late: A coalition of law professors has written to warn the ABA that gutting its diversity accreditation standard will damage its reputation, which is a newsflash the institution needed several months ago.

Yale Chokes Back Tears To Declare There’s No Shame In Second — See Generally

Yale Fail: Yale's two-decade stranglehold on the No. 1 law school ranking ends in a rankings shakeup. Well, at least they have JD Vance -- another famous second banana!

Feel Free To Let The Screen Door Hit You On The Way Out: Pam Bondi's tenure as Attorney General ends just in time for a bar disciplinary investigation, unless Florida invents another reason to absolve Bondi of accountability for her actions.

Epstein, Who?: Meanwhile, Bondi hopes to use her firing to get out of explaining the Epstein files to Congress.

The Annual "Which Gilded Cage Is Most Prestigious" Survey: Vault again ranks the 100 most prestigious law firms in America.

Trolls Gonna Troll: Law school Federalist Society chapter invites Amy Wax to share her thoughts about the problem with women and minorities.

Diploma With A Two-Drink Minimum: Georgetown Law replaces its graduation gala with a school happy hour and many students aren't happy.

Time Is Relative, Especially On A Timesheet: Lawyer bills more hours than exist in a calendar day, professional hilarity ensues.

The More It Smiles, The More You Should Worry: Legal AI tools optimized for user satisfaction are also the ones most likely to confidently hallucinate a fake circuit court opinion.

The USFL Never Died, It Just Became Federal Policy: Trump deploys the DOJ against the NFL over grievances that predate most of his current staff, because using the justice system as a personal grudge machine apparently has no statute of limitations.

The Pentagon's Legal Battles Going About As Well As Iran: The Defense Department benchslapped over press policy.

Trump Crashes Out At Supreme Court — See Generally

Born Loser: Donald Trump took the unprecedented step of sitting in as the Supreme Court heard oral argument on the challenge to the administration's executive order purporting to end birthright citizenship. He bailed long before the argument ended once even he could see his case was totally cooked.

You Can't Fix Stupid, But You Can Quote-Tweet It: Justice Jackson asked a hypothetical about stealing a wallet in Japan to -- a hypothetical to explore the various meanings of being subject to jurisdiction -- and kicked a hornets' nest of social media racists questioning her legal credentials from their mom's basement.

Check Your Cites: In its attempt to rewrite birthright citizenship, the administration cited Confederate officer and segregation advocate Alexander Porter Morse as an authority -- a reminder that not every supporting citation is a good idea.

Contempt Of Court, IT Edition: A Texas judge threw an IT worker out of his courtroom for the crime of diagnosing a non-existent audio problem. And then somehow the story kept getting crazier.

Clerk And Awe: Susman Godfrey bumped its federal clerkship signing bonus to $180,000, with $200K for multiple clerkships, joining Hueston Hennigan at the top of the market and making the rest of Biglaw's offers look like a participation trophy.

Bye Bye Bondi: Trump canned his Attorney General, describing her next move as "transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector" -- which is somehow even more brutal than the Kristi Noem treatment, where at least Trump bothered to invent a fake new government position.

Portrait Of A Lady In A Dumpster Fire: Bondi's official portrait was almost immediately spotted in the garbage at DOJ.

Will The Real Bloated Shady Please Stand Up: Trump's legal team argued in the January 6 civil case that, if you think about it, the president is basically like a rapper whose concert gets out of hand -- and Judge Mehta methodically dismantled the analogy.

Birthdays Come And Go, But Billable Hours Are Forever — See Generally

Biglaw Partner Drops Future Therapy Fodder: Asked how she juggles being a working mom, a newly minted partner offered a refreshingly horrifying answer: sometimes you miss your own kid's birthday party.

The AI Pipeline Crisis Nobody Wants To Talk About: AI won't replace lawyers, but it might create a critical shortage of good ones.

Major Regional Firm Calling It Quits: Atlanta's Taylor Duma is shutting down after 21 years, given "the influx of firms into the Atlanta market."

One Law Firm Commits To Doing Something About Broken Recruiting Model: Susman Godfrey is done trying to fight over recruits who haven't even finished their first set of exams.

Former Attorney Generals... They're Just Like Us!: Bill Barr spotted in a 3-hour TSA line at Houston's IAH, courtesy of the president he sacrificed his reputation for.

Trump Says His Own Supreme Court Appointees "Sicken" Him: Girl, same.

My Cousin Vinny Somehow Managed To Get More Realistic Through The Studio Revision Process: In a fun exercise, Litera used the draft screenplays from My Cousin Vinny to show off its document comparison tool and AI assistant.

Jay Clayton's SDNY Throws ICE Under The Nearest Available Bus: Clayton's office informed the court that they've been accidentally lying to judges for months and it's all ICE's fault.

ATL March Madness Bracket Enters The Elite Eight: Voting continues through Monday to decide the Trump lawyer most deserving of their eventual disbarment.

What If We’re Just Mad This March? — See Generally

ATL Bracket: Which Of These Ghouls Should Get Disbarred First? There are still a few hours left to vote in our annual March anger bracket. Which Trump lawyer's ethically fraught work most warrants disciplinary inquiry. We have 4 regions worth of matchups... here, here, here, and here.

Back In The Day, Megafirms Cut Local Back Office Staff, Moving It All Offsite... AI Now Comes For Those Jobs: The jobs that were once cheaper in Tampa are now a lot cheaper with Claude.

Judge Calls Out NJ US Attorney's Office For Three-Raccoons-In-A-Trench-Coat Management Style: Who is actually running the NJ US Attorney's Office? Because the Trump DOJ's inability to do anything right is starting to risk putting child predators back on the streets. I mean... other than the ones in the redacted Epstein files.

Todd Blanche Still Laser Focused On Covering Up For Pedophiles: The Deputy AG seems to take a personal interest in blocking anything that might reveal Epstein's accomplices.

Weil Gotshal Names First Female Executive Partner: Ramona Nee will become Weil's first woman to hold the executive partner title in firm's history.

Trump Rage-Posts 1,000 Words About The Supreme Court At 11 PM On A Sunday: With a war in Iran, a China-Taiwan standoff, and DHS in shutdown, the president still found time for a meandering rant about the Court he packed.

Because I Got Sued (Because I Got Sued): Afroman mocked the cops who wrongfully raided his house... so they sued him for hurting their feelings.

AI Costs Human Lawyer His Job… Just Not The Way The Tech People Expected — See Generally

AI-Brained AUSA Falls On His Sword... I Wonder If That Was Also ChatGPT's Advice: Federal prosecutor who filed AI-hallucinations -- and then made misleading statements about how they got there -- resigned rather than force a judge to decide whether his entire office should share the sanctions.

DOJ Argues Biglaw Cowardice Proves Its Orders Are Legal: After briefly pretending it would stop defending Trump's Biglaw executive orders, DOJ is back in appellate court and arguing that the orders are legal because so many other law firms did NOT challenge the orders.

Ninth Circuit Judges Beg Colleague To Act Like A Grown-Up: Judge Lawrence VanDyke opted for crude trolling in a trans discrimination dissent, prompting colleagues to issue judicial plea for the unqualified judge to display basic professionalism.

Sidley Joins The 'Partner, But Not Like That' Club: Another firm adopts an income partner tier, as old guard attorneys continue building moats around their equity.

Law Student's 'End Political Violence' Flyers Earn Discipline... Earning Law School A Legal Threat: A Campbell Law student put up Charlie Kirk flyers with the message "End Political Violence," and the school pulled them down with a warning. Now they've got some explaining to do before ending up in court.

UNM Law Hits The Scholarship Jackpot: A $4.5 million donation from alumni Eric and Dana Marie Knapp will fund full-ride scholarships for ten UNM law students over 30 years, up from one every three years.

DLA Piper Makes A Verein Important Decision: The massive law firm is ditching its Swiss verein structure in favor of a unified profit pool.

Change Change Change — See Generally

But If We Changed The Rules...: Department of Justice proposes new rule that allows Pam Bondi to decide if any of her lawyers violated state ethics rules. This should work out great!

Trump Over Grades: Law school tells students that prestigious jobs are open if they're loyal to Trump, and that GPA isn't much of a factor.

Bye Bye Piece Of The Equity Pie: Arnold & Porter creates income tier.

What If We Just Get Rid Of The Author?: Federal Circuit dissents drop once they invent a new exception to life tenure to get rid of Judge Newman.

DOJ Gives Up Unconstitutional Nonsense Case... OR DO THEY?!?: Trump's attempt to ruin Biglaw firms who wouldn't pay him off dies a quiet death in court. Then, within 24 hours, the DOJ tells the court that it's reversing itself and would like to continue illegally harassing law firms.

Speaking Of Reversals: The Florida Bar opened an investigation into ethically challenged government lawyer Lindsey Halligan. And then immediately announced that it didn't know anything about that.

AI Could Mess Up The Outside Counsel Relationship: This tech may not replace lawyers, but it might replace which lawyers do the work.

Chief Justice Roberts Stares Into The Abyss — See Generally

Chief Justice Roberts Relishes Role As President's Favorite Doormat: John Roberts traded his credibility so Trump could hold press conferences calling the Chief "very unpatriotic."

But Don't Call It A Comeback: And don't mistake his tariffs opinion -- or those of Barrett and Gorsuch either -- as a redemption arc. They only put their foot down when Trump's actions started hurting their buddies.

New York Bar Examiners Tell Blizzard-Stranded Applicants To Show Up Or Else: Over 10,000 flights canceled? Travel bans across multiple states? Bar examiners remained unmoved.

Judge Cannon Sides With Trump, And In Other News, Water Is Wet: Judge buries report detailing the evidence of Trump's criminal charges because she knows where her bread is buttered.

Ninth Circuit Says Size Doesn't Matter: Appeals court smacks down fee-shaming of small law firms.

Your AI Prompts May... Or May Not... Be Privileged: Competing decisions over AI and privilege mean your legal brainstorming sessions with a chatbot might end up in discovery. Welcome to the future.

Maurene Comey Lands Partner Gig: James Comey's daughter makes partner at a law firm after being unceremoniously drummed out of the DOJ by a vindictive administration.

Supreme Court Justices Spend Opinion Sniping At Each Other — See Generally

SCOTUS Justices Spend 170 Pages Airing Office Drama: Supreme Court nukes Trump's tariffs and treat us to all their petty grievances. Except for Thomas who just wrote some ramblings about the powers of the crown.

Another Biglaw Firm Decides Two's Company When It Comes To Partnership Tiers: Global giant unveils shiny nonequity track and tweaked lockstep, pushing the single-tier partnership model doomsday clock closer to midnight.

Trump Judge Admits The Constitutional House Is On Fire: If it's not yet a “constitutional crisis,” it's rounding third with a head of steam.

DOJ Plays 'Name The Crime' And Loses: Trump administration wanted to prosecute Democratic lawmakers but never bothered to figure out a single statute that got broken.

No Facts, Pound The Law. No Law, Pound The Table. No Table, Pound The... Uh Oh: Texas prosecutors argue that a defendant masturbating during testimony wasn't "inappropriate" if the judge and jury didn't notice.

Another Am Law 100 Firm Discovers AI Is Not A Lawyer: Major firm accused of filing a hallucination-laced brief. When will this end?

Pentagon Decide Its Lawyers Need To Be Dumber: Defense Department tells future military lawyers that they can no longer attend the best law schools in the country.

Deposition Advice Of The Year Goes To “I’ll F---ing Kill You”: Brevity is the soul of wit and depostion responses.

Judge Declares Mistrial Over Shirt: Lawyer's civil rights celebration shirt causes judge to cry bias.

Law Professor Arrested On 50 Counts Of Child Sexual Abuse Material: Barry University law professor and interim associate dean arrested in Florida; prosecutors say hundreds of thousands of images were found.